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Monk Goes to Jail. Monk Takes Manhattan. Carol Burnett and Friends. Mission: Impossible Chico. Peter Gunn Tramp Steamer. Highway Patrol Credit Card. Dragnet Forgery. Dragnet Juvenile. Who said these famous '70s TV catchphrases? Henry Winkler pays a visit to The Fonz in Milwaukee.

Movie Tonight s5, ep As a cure for the increased tension at the th, Potter obtains a copy of his favorite film, "My Darling Clementine," and makes a social event out of it. As the film continues to break, tensions rise, until Mulcahy plays the piano, Radar does his impersonations and everyone acts out scenes from the film. Souvenirs s5, ep Korean children and American soldiers are often badly wounded when they hunt for souvenirs that the enemy have booby-trapped.

Potter asks for it to stop, and Hawkeye and B. The Andy Griffith Show. Andy And The Gentleman Crook s1, ep An infamous con artist, held temporarily in Mayberry, manages to enchant everyone except Andy.

Andy And Opie, Housekeepers s1, ep Andy and Opie go to great lengths to show Aunt Bee what a mess they'd be without her. Gomer Pyle, U. The wife of a drunken man points the finger at Gomer for getting her poor husband drunk.

When Sgt. Carter tries to clear up the situation, he gets in trouble with the loud woman, too. Green Acres. Two weeks of bordom is finally enough for Lisa's mother. To Oliver's relief, the woman who still doesn't know his name is packed and ready to go. His celebration is short lived once Haney and Joe Carson learn how much money she has.

The two become a pair of dueling Romeos vying for her hand and, more importantly, her fortune. Hogan's Heroes. German Bridge Is Falling Down s1, ep7. The heroes plan to blow up a bridge near camp when a bomber raid fails. Movies Are Your Best Escape s1, ep8.

Hogan must discover what is contained within the documents of a visiting German general. Carol Burnett and Friends. Then, in Root of All Evil, Tony and Dick get into a squabble about money after one loses five dollars and the other burns a ten dollar bill. Finally, in Warning Signals, a couple uses hand signals with each other in an attempt to get rid of their house guests. Ed Davenport fears that his wife is trying to poison him. Later, Davenport falls ill and blames her from his deathbed.

After he dies, his body disappears. The Twilight Zone. Hawkeye defies Frank, to take care of a GI who's suffering from a case of hysterical paralysis. But the feast is foiled when softhearted Radar saves the main course from the spit—a lamb, which Radar tricks Henry into giving a medical discharge and sends home to Ottumwa, Iowa.

Thus, Hawkeye and Trapper invent the famed Spam Lamb! Ep Bombed The camp is under fire and is swamped with wounded. They are being attacked by their own artillery in a frightening "friendly fire" incident.

After Trapper and Margaret get trapped in the supply tent together, Frank's jealousy of Trapper drives him to propose to Margaret. Ep Bulletin Board Camp activities include Henry's nervous delivery of a sex lecture, with Hawkeye and Trapper heckling, a Shirley Temple movie and a cookout. Ep The Consultant Dr. Borelli visits the th to demonstrate his artery transplant technique.

Unfortunately, being so close to the front at the th causes Borelli's drinking problem to interfere at the worst time—when a patient needs the transplant.

Despite Hawkeye and Trapper's claims that it wasn't intentional, Frank makes allegations against Hawkeye, and he is put in house arrest facing court martial. A female colonel is sent to inspect the nurses. When she cries "Rape! Working closely together under heavy fire and unsanitary medical conditions, the three return to camp with new found respect for one another. Radar, of course, provides his usual invaluable help. Klinger dresses as the Statue of Liberty as the General's jeep drives through the camp.

MacArthur is so impressed, he salutes! Ep Payday On payday, Frank buys two sets of pearls, a cheap imitation one for Margaret and a real one for his wife. Trapper wins big at poker after using Hawkeye's watch as a stake, so Hawkeye takes his winnings and gives them to the army to avoid a stay in the honeymoon suite of The Stockade Hilton.

Ep White Gold Colonel Flagg blows into camp trying to obtain penicillin to barter for information. But Flagg comes down with appendicitis, and the only penicillin he gets is in the keister. Ep Abyssinia, Henry Henry finally gets his discharge. While he is tying things up, Burns prepares for his new command.

Henry bids a tearful adieu, but not before Klinger turns up in an outrageous tropical outfit. Hawkeye speeds to Kimpo with Radar to catch Trapper's plane, but they just miss him. While they are there, they pick up BJ Hunnicut and take him back to camp.

Ep 2: Change of Command Frank settles in as commanding officer, only to have a new one appointed over his head, one that, to his chagrin, fits in very well. Ep 3: It Happened One Night It happened one night: freezing cold, an artillery barrage that's coming too close, a patient going downhill and Frank's searching Hot Lips' tent for his letters.

Ep 4: The Late Captain Pierce When Hawkeye's father is notified that he's dead, he finds it's no easy matter either to get word to him or to establish otherwise. Ep 5: Hey, Doc Its quid pro quo at the th: two bottles of Scotch for secret surgery, and a tank to scare off snipers for an unauthorized shot of penicillin. When they decide to turn around, the bus does not want to start. And when Radar goes off in the middle of the night for the latrine, he does not immediately return.

Ep 7: Dear Mildred It's Potter's anniversary. While Potter writes home, Frank and Hot Lips have a wood carving made for him, and Radar rescues a horse and makes him a present of it. Ep 8: The Kids The th plays host to kids bombed out of their orphanage, and at the same time has to deliver a baby and care for battle casualties.

Ep Dear Peggy B. Ep Soldier of the Month Frank has a fever and makes a will, leaving all his money to his wife and all his clothes to Hot Lips. Ep Mail Call, Again Mail brings a letter to Frank saying his wife is divorcing him, and one to Potter telling him he's going to be a grandfather.

Ep Dear Ma Radar writes home to his mother, as Hawkeye conducts the camp foot inspection, and Colonel Potter gets some shrapnel in his backside.

Ep Der Tag Potter decides Frank would be less of a pain if the others were friendlier to him; they oblige, with some startling results. Ep Hawkeye Hawkeye is injured in a jeep accident and, aware he has a concussion, babbles to a Korean family to keep himself awake. Ep Some 38th Parallels Frank tries to distinguish himself by selling the camp garbage, but it's Hawkeye who finds a use for it: he dumps it on a troublesome Colonel Coner. Ep The Novocaine Mutiny Frank has Hawkeye up on charges of mutiny for usurping his authority when Potter was away on leave and Frank was the commanding officer.

Ep Smilin' Jack The th turns up a sick helicopter pilot, 'Smilin' Jack, who doesn't want to quit, and a twice-wounded GI who does. Ep The More I See You Hawkeye is reunited with a woman he thought was out of his life forever, but who never altogether leaves. Ep Deluge A sudden deluge of wounded at the th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm, which makes matters difficult for the staff. In Roberts' interviews with Hawkeye, B. Ep 1: Bug Out A rumor that there's going to be a camp relocation causes anxiety.

When Potter assembles the unit in an attempt to squelch the rumor, the call comes in that the rumor is indeed fact! Ep 2: Margaret's Engagement Margaret, calling from Tokyo, holds the camp in suspense until she returns with the news of her engagement to Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott.

Frank Burns takes the news hard and arrests a Korean family as spies. His eyes are bandaged, and it is not known if he will ever see again. Meanwhile Frank bets on the outcome of a baseball game, which he has already heard on the radio. Ep 4: Lt. Radar O'Reilly Following an offer of promotion made by Master Sergeant Woodruff at a poker game, Radar is promoted to the rank of lieutenant.

Finding this position awkward, Radar opts to return to his position as an enlisted man. Hawkeye and B. When Hot Lips discovers what has happened, she breaks down and refuses to press charges. Ep 6: The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan After hearing that North Korean prisoners have been released in the area, everyone is upset when Margaret disappears. Colonel Flagg is called in to investigate, and bungles things in his usual manner. Ep 7: Dear Sigmund Sidney Freedman, feeling depressed, visits the th to observe how they fare under the pressures of war.

He begins a letter to Sigmund Freud as a form of self-therapy, and releases his tension in the form of a practical joke with B. Realizing his lack of understanding of the fighting, Mulcahy accompanies Radar to an aid station, where they encounter the real war at first hand. Mulcahy performs an emergency tracheotomy, guided by Hawkeye over the radio. Hot Lips and Frank try to convince Potter that Paik is a spy. Paik, Hawkeye and B. Hawkeye is appalled to learn that he must carry a gun.

After helping the Koreans, they are shelled on the way back. They scramble from the jeep before it is shelled, and Potter urges Hawkeye to shoot in self-defense, against Hawkeye's will, and he does—into the air. Klinger becomes chronically depressed, and Hot Lips gets appendicitis. The horse is flushed out with a hose, Hawkeye and B.

Potter offers Klinger a discharge for severe depression, and Klinger gets very excited, which loses him the discharge. Ep Exorcism After Potter orders Radar to move a Korean spirit post believed to ward off evil spirits, things mysteriously begin to go wrong. When an old Korean man is brought into camp for medical attention, he refuses surgery unless the spirits in the camp are exorcised.

A priestess is brought in, who exhibits her dance and her bells and chants. All is well, and Radar returns the spirit post to its original position. Ep Hawk's Nightmare After Hawkeye bemoans the young age of the wounded, he appears to develop problems. Sleepwalking and bad dreams, according to Sidney Freedman, are taking Hawkeye back to a simple time, but the horrors of war continue to intrude.

After Sidney's assurances that he is as sane as can be, Hawkeye's life once again seems to settle down. It happens to be Frank's birthday, so Hawkeye and B. Ep 38 Across Befuddled by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye persuades his old friend, Tippy Brooks, a whiz at puzzles, to come to camp.

Tippy arrives with his commanding officer, Admiral Prescot, thinking it's a medical emergency. Ep Ping Pong Lieutenant Colonel Harold Beckett lies wounded in post-op waiting to get back to the front for five more days of combat duty to get his promotion. He leaves to get her a ring, when the South Korean army conscripts him. He arrives at the th as a wounded soldier, and after being patched up he is married at the camp. Ep End Run Billy Tyler, a young black sergeant, is brought into camp with a bullet wound in the leg.

He is a football player, and when he discovers that his leg has been amputated, he wants to die. After talks with Radar, Billy agrees that he must live on. Feelings of guilt come over B.

Ep Hepatitis Father Mulcahy comes down with infectious hepatitis, and Hawkeye has to give the whole camp antibiotics, while dealing with a psychosomatic back pain. Meanwhile, B. Ep The General's Practitioner In the midst of Hawkeye being considered, much to his distaste, for the position of a general's personal physician, Radar becomes a surrogate father to a Korean woman and her baby, until the baby's GI father returns.

Ep Movie Tonight As a cure for the increased tension at the th, Potter obtains a copy of his favorite film, "My Darling Clementine," and makes a social event out of it.

As the film continues to break, tensions rise, until Mulcahy plays the piano, Radar does his impersonations and everyone acts out scenes from the film. Ep Souvenirs Korean children and American soldiers are often badly wounded when they hunt for souvenirs that the enemy have booby-trapped.

Ep Post Op In the midst of a deluge of patients and their individual medical histories, the th is out of blood. When Donald arrives in camp for the wedding, a bridal shower and bachelor party are given. When he has passed out drunk, Hawkeye and B. Winchester arrives at the th, only to painfully discover that he's the permanent replacement Frank Burns.

On his way there he is hit by a mine. Hawkeye performs surgery on him. After surgery, Hawkeye goes to the Officers Club where he gets hammered. The next day he goes to surgery severely hung over. Radar tells Hawkeye he is disappointed in him.

Ep 3: Last Laugh Madness strikes as B. Hawkeye gets the last laugh. He sends Bardonaro off without his traveling papers, and in a jeep with too little gas. Ep 4: War of Nerves The th, caught up in tension and nerves, creates a bonfire to release their pressure. Meanwhile, Sidney Freedman is depressed over a young soldier who blames him for his injuries, because Freedman had sent him back into combat. Meanwhile, Winchester has taped a letter home, asking for his influential parents to help get him back to the States.

To get even, Hawkeye and B. Ep 6: The Light That Failed With supplies low, the th gets a truckload of ice cream churns and salt tablets. But what it needs are light bulbs, and in the dimly lit post-op Charles makes an error for which he draws the ultimate wrath of his two surgeon bunkmates.

The last page is missing and the solution to the mystery is undiscovered until B. But all hope is lost as Kyong takes her possessions and the children to the south after her mother has died.

Ep 8: Change Day Charles plans a scheme to get rich when he discovers that blue scrip is going to be exchanged for red. Klinger tries to get into West Point so that he can get out of Korea. Ep 9: Images Radar notices a number of tattoos on one of the wounded, and convinces himself that with a tattoo he will be irresistible to women.

Will is drawn into a battle to the death unbeknownst to his father. When his real intentions are learned, John substitutes himself in the challenge and the alien ruler substitutes himself for his son. Ep The Space Trader After the entire Robinson food supply is wiped out in a freak storm, a trader arrives willing to trade food for equipment.

Smith trades the robot for food and hoards the supplies for himself. Ep His Majesty Smith Dr. Smith is conscripted as the leader of a people from another world. Little does he know that the leaders of these people are routinely sacrificed and replaced with other expendable leaders. The leader is an articulate female, whom Smith tries to court so he may have transportation back to Earth.

Don falls for the sexy alien daughter. Ep All That Glitters Dr. Smith is given a ring that turns anything he touches into platinum, but his joy soon becomes terror when even his food turns into the precious metal. In danger of starving to death because he cannot remove the ring, Smith scrambles to discover how to get the device off his finger. Ep The Lost Civilization The Robinson men discover an underground civilization while exploring the planet. Will wakes a sleeping princess who wants him to remain and rule with her.

Once again Dr. Smith seeks transportation and has Will "test drive" the spaceship. Will returns much smarter than when he left. Smith realizing the same could happen to him, the increase of intellect, boards the spaceship. His trip, however, ends in his rapid aging and subsequent impending death. To make matters worse, the owner of the spaceship has returned to take the vehicle back, stranding Will and Dr. Smith in their altered state. Ep Follow the Leader John Robinson is possessed by an alien spirit.

The alien forces the family to prepare to return to the spirit's home world, even if it requires he sacrifice Will to keep his secret from the rest of the family.

Smith and Will befriend an old miner named Nerim. After a series of earthquakes indicates that the planet is breaking up, Dr. Smith tries to convince them that it is merely the effects of mining, and no harm will come to the planet. John informs him that he is wrong and that the Robinson family will be departing within the day. It is a race against time to escape the crumbling planet. Ep 2: Wild Adventure After leaving their planet, Dr. Smith manages to plot a course back to Earth. Ep 3: The Ghost Planet Dr.

Smith, under a state of hypnosis, obeys an alluring message that redirects Jupiter 2 to a strange planet controlled by robots.

Upon landing, the Robinsons find themselves enslaved by the metallic aliens inhabiting the unusual planet. Ep 4: Forbidden World On their next planetary stop, the Robinsons encounter a hermit who plans to attack the Jupiter 2 with his army.

Ep 5: Space Circus The Robinsons go through a food crisis when their plant purifier breaks down. Will and Dr. Smith discover a traveling show of circus people, and Will is later tricked in to agreeing to join. As the trial begins, it is soon realized that the crimes in question were in fact committed by Dr.

Smith discover an android-making machine. Smith uses it to create his own personal android, but soon the owner of the machine comes looking for payment. Smith agrees to do battle with a group of galactic gladiators.

Smith get involved with a thief that is searching for a princess. Smith for his inheritance. Ep West of Mars Dr. Smith is confronted with a dead ringer for himself called Zeno, who is a fugitive on the run and gets Smith to take the wrap for his crimes. Smith believes he has ended up in Hell and met the devil. Ep The Wreck of the Robot After Will's toy ball turns to gold, aliens get ahold of it and demand the robot for its return. Ep The Dream Monster Dr. Smith schemes to trade the Robinsons' emotions for a trip back to Earth with an alien who needs them to complete his creation, a giant, golden man.

Smith and the Robinson women are confronted by a mysterious man in gold who claims to be at war with a race of green aliens. Smith, arrives on the planet with the aim of bringing Smith back home with her. Though Smith will do just about anything to get off the planet, things get complicated when her suitor, Urso, shows up. Smith are confronted by a knight who is on a quest to destroy the beast Gundemar. Penny, meanwhile, meets Gundemar and befriends her.